I’ve had these in my inbox forever. I really like them and haven’t wanted to delete them. I figured I could preserve them for posterity here.

I love you, not for who you are, but rather for who I am when I am with you.
Nobody deserves your tears, and whoever might deserve them, will never make [...]

Woke up this morning some time before four o’clock feeling feverish. I don’t know exactly what time it was because the room was spinning so bad I could not focus on the clock. As long as I laid absolutely still and kept my eyes closed I felt mostly okay. At one point I got up [...]

I do work on some software for HP. Since said software is distributed world wide I occasionally get to fix bugs that turn up in languages such as Russian, Korean, Greek and Czech. I have a machine on which I can install whatever language version of Windows I need. To make my life a little [...]

Apparently, according to the Sunday Mirror, W has decided to snub the Royal Family of Britain by not welcoming Prince Charles’ soon-to-be-wife Camilla Parker Bowles into the White House. The Mirror seems to think it’s because she’s a divorcee. It likely has more to do with the affair the two had while Charles was still [...]

Last night I went for karaoke night at a local bar with some friends. One of guys got up and started singing and was joined at the bottom of the stage by some guy drunk off his ass and singing along and swaying. So far so good. It’s a bar. People get drunk. People do [...]

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m wide awake, so here I am blogging. Let’s talk about the latest homosexual celebrity, Maya Keys. Actually let’s talk about her parents. Her father is Alan Keys, notorious “family values” adjitator, who recently lost his bid for an Illinois Senate seat to Barak Obama. Perennially outspoken about the [...]

I’ve read two reactions to the vote in Iraq. One from The Opinion Journal and one from The Nation. Basically they’re polar opposites of each other. I’ll start with The Nation.

The election results are in: Iraqis voted overwhelmingly to throw out the US-installed government of Iyad Allawi, who refused to ask the United States to [...]

In the traditional sense of the word, a label queen is someone who has to wear designer clothing. It is a testament to the fact that I am not a label queen that I’m not even sure I can name more than one or two designer labels. Calvin Klein and Abercrombie and Fitch don’t count. [...]

Virginia lawmakers apparently have nothing better to do with their time than craft inane legislation and waste taxpayer money. It seems Virginians are very concerned with the fashion trend that exposes the waistband of boxers to public view. It was thus very important for Algie T. Howell Jr. to introduce a bill imposing a $50 [...]

Today in the Wall Street Journal’s Opinion Journal, Brendan Miniter comments on Germany and France’s sudden support for democracy in Iraq…now that most of the hard work has been done. Capitializing on and continuing with the George Bush as cowboy metaphor, Miniter likens the European nations to wayward cattle and Rice as Bush’s most trusted [...]