It boggles the mind.
Virginia lawmakers apparently have nothing better to do with their time than craft inane legislation and waste taxpayer money. It seems Virginians are very concerned with the fashion trend that exposes the waistband of boxers to public view. It was thus very important for Algie T. Howell Jr. to introduce a bill imposing a $50 fine for exposing your underpants. 
It's not an attack on baggy pants. To vote for this bill would be a vote for character, to uplift your community and to do something good not only for the state of Virginia, but for this entire country.
Well, Mr. Howell, keeping your pants up hasn't helped you out at all. You're still a blithering idiot. Do you really think that's why you were voted into office? Because people were worried about teenagers' underpants? Was that one of your campaign promises? "I vow to enact legislation that will abolish the obscenity of exposed boxer waistbands that is corrupting our young people today."
Must be nice to live in Virginia where the worst thing lawmakers have to worry about is teenage fashion trends.