You gotta love country music.
OK. You don't. Not really. I'm actually not a huge fan, but I do have a small country streak in me and it's great fun to dance to. (Would someone in Salt Lake please put together a gay country bar where you can actually dance?) Anyway...oft times the lyrics to a good country song are so ridiculous they're perfect. Here's a bit from my latest favorite:
I hear he's out there somewhere
Been looking for him everywhere
From Roswell to Timbuktu
I thought I found him once at Jiffy Lube
But it turned into a dead end
So I got my oil changed and I tried again
He was a major in archaeology
I was diggin' on him
But he wasn't on me
A girl trying to find herself the perfect man
Is like trying to find AtlantisIt's a mystery
Like the deep blue sea
You can take it
You can leave it
But I still believe
So I won't give up
And I won't give in
I know I'm gonna find him
I just don't know when
A girl trying to find herself the perfect man
Is like trying to find AtlantisJamie O'Neal, "Trying To Find Atlantis"