14Apr/050
Satan’s Secrets Exposed!
| s007767: | Well, I have crossed over to the Dark Side, you know. I am trying to corrupt your immortal soul. |
| bobster: | lol |
| bobster: | you are? |
| s007767: | Sure. Homosexuals are the new Axis of Evil. |
| s007767: | Saddam Hussien is so last year. |
| bobster: | lol |
| bobster: | you crack me up |
| bobster: | If you're trying to corrupt me you're not trying very hard |
| bobster: | I've given you plenty of opportunities to invite me over and seduce me but you've flatly turned me down |
| s007767: | Ah, but you see, that would be too direct. As one of Satan's minions, I am required to be subtle such that I corrupt you w/o you knowing it. |
It's a long story.
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