9May/050
Apoplexy
If one more person asks me, "How come you're single? You're so cute," I think I am going to have to kill them and may God have mercy on my soul.
What a stupid [multiple expletives deleted] question. I don't even know how to answer that anymore.
"Just unlucky I guess."
"It takes two to tango."
"Because the world is full of dumb asses like you who think all it takes to make a relationship work is a pretty face and a six pack."