30Sep/050
Miscellany
* Official Announcement *
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
In unrelated news, I would just like to remind everyone what a piece of crap IE is.
