12Jan/060
You’re either gay or . . .
If you're a man and you sleep in a bed with a dust ruffle and seven pilliows, you're either gay . . .
. . . or you're married.
If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay . . .
. . . or you're married.
If you're a man and you cannot remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay . . .
. . . or you're married.
Jeff Foxworthy