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Candidate for Tom’s next beard

Just when you think she can’t be any more whacked…

Ms. COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual [...]

World’s smallest fiddle

Richard Hatch, of “Survivor” fame, is starting his 51 month sentence for tax evasion.

Hatch, 45, of Newport, R.I., arrived last week at the Federal Transfer Center in Oklahoma City. It wasn’t immediately clear why Hatch was moved or if he will serve out his sentence at the facility, which is a hub for prisoners transferring [...]

Gay Games Chicago

At first I was going to bitch about the stifling heat and the idiocy of the planners who left us baking in the hot afternoon sun on an open field because someone thought it necessary for participants to line up for the opening ceremonies 3 hours early. OK. I’m still going to bitch about that. [...]

Where’s the hammer?

I hope there’s a special place in Hell reserved for the sadistic bastard who designed fire alarms to begin sounding their low battery warnings at 2:30a.m.

Up, Up and Away

As part of the Fourth of July Festivities down in Utah County, they have a large hot air balloon festival. D and I dragged oursevles out of bed at 5:30 so we could be down in Provo by 6:30 when the Balloon Festival starts. They’ll be having demonstrations and competitions Monday and Tuesday as well.
It [...]

Superman

Took the girls to see “Superman” yesterday. The 14 year old has a new superhero heartthrob now, Brandon Routh having supplanted Christian Bale.
At first I was bugged by how much Superman looked and sounded like Christopher Reeve. I tried to tell myself they were just trying to stay true to Superman as he had [...]

Today in the headlines

Hamas says Israel wants to topple it
Ya think?

Myre, Greg, “Hamas says Istael wants to topple it,” International Herald Tribune, June 30, 2006, www.iht.com.