Candidate for Tom’s next beard
Just when you think she can’t be any more whacked…
Ms. COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?
Ms. COULTER: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…
DEUTSCH: But where’s the — but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m — once again, I’m speechless here.
Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
Ms. COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?1
Because you’re loony? Because you’re spouting stupid, old—not to mention debunked—theories about homosexuality as though they are fact? I’m a pasty, white Irishman in love with a dark, brown Mexican. Yeah. He looks like me.
Oh, just so we’re clear, the topic of discussion was Bill Clinton. Bill’s womanizing is a result of latent homosexuality. Got it. Let me help you out, Ann. Take a good look at Bill Clinton. Now take a good look at Tom Cruise. Now ponder these lines from Willie Nelson’s “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly (Fond of Each Other)”:
Well, a cowboy may brag
About things that he’s done with his women.
But the ones who brag loudest
Are the ones that are most likely queer.
I used to read Coulter on a fairly regular basis. I disagreed with her on many things, but when she was right, she was really right. But she’s just gone off the deep end now. Not even entertaining.
Kinda like Tom. I had a crush on Tom in high school. I think he’s cute and has a great smile. His rags to riches story intrigued me and I thought he’d be someone interesting to get to know. Then came all the Scientology bullshit and now he’s just one more whack job in Hollywood.
Tom goes apeshit on Oprah. Ann goes batshit on “The Big Idea with Donnie Deutsch”. Neither one will want to have sex with the other one. Sounds like a match made in Heaven to me.
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