Kirby on Utah Pride
It was the most polite event I’ve been to since I can remember. But then I wasn’t a street preacher.
On the northwest corner, a couple of preachers were telling passersby they were going to hell, and in turn being told to “[deleted] off.”
The one with the “Homo Sex is Sin” sign was besieged by a dozen furious lesbians, a fact I deduced partly because of how they looked but mostly because they kept saying so at the top of their lungs.
The other preacher periodically held up two female ends of electrical cord and jammed them together to show, I guess, that the fit didn’t work.
Neither did the object lesson. For me, it begged all sorts of gospel imponderables about biblically approved amps, volts, etc. Is Heaven 220 or 110? Are power strips brothels or plural marriage?
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